Thanksgiving Weather Report

[Kharma]

The temperature of turkeys will gradually increase through the day as they will thaw in the morning and will have a temperature of about 190o F in the oven by afternoon. The cook's temperature will soar to hot and dry while humidity of kitchen will increase terribly. Busy moms may give you a cold shoulder today. Bothering them too much may lead to a small tempest. By later afternoon, the cold knife will cut across the turkey and one-to two inch high slices of turkey will fall on the plates.

Cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes will make the plates slippery and grimy. Stuffiness may increase drastically around the waist belt, so warnings have been issued about indigestion and weight watch today. You will have to pass the gravy. However, the evening will see turkey diminishing to leftovers that can then be even distributed to all the guests. The high pressure in the stomach will diminish slowly by the following weekend.