The Long John Index

[Kharma]

January 31, 2011 - Canada Wide Forecast
You know its a cold day when even Kamloops has a Long John Index of 1! Look at all the 4's and 3's! Yowza!

Vancouver - NA
Kamlooped - 1
Fort McMurray, Newfoundland - 4
Edmonton - 4
Calgary - 3
Grande Prairie - 4
Saskatoon, Regina, Biggar, North and Not so North Battleford - 4
Winnipeg - 4
Thunder (Danger) Bay - 4
Sudbury - 3
Windsor the Conqueror - 2
Borough of Peters - 3
Toronto - 2
Ottawa - 3
Montreal, Quebec City - 3
Fredericton - 3
Halifax - 1
Charlottetown - 3
Labrador City - 5 (Effin Nuts)
St Johns - 1
Whitehorse - 3
Yellowknife - 3
Inuvik - 3
Iqaluit - 5
Alert, Top of Canada - 5

[Kharma]

February 2, 2011 - Canada Wide Forecast - Groundhog Day

Alberta will be warmer than the British Columbian interior today. How do you like THEM Apples, apple growers? And Polar Bear Alerts for Everything east of Windzor the Conqueror.

Vancouver - NA
Kamloops - 1
Edmonton, Calgary, Grande Prairie, Venti Prairie - NA
Saskatoon, Regina, Jaw of Moose and Squirrel, Biggar - 1
Winterpeg - 3
Thunder (Danger) Bay - 3
Stratford - 1
Stratdodge - 1
Giant Nickel - 3
Borough of Peters - 1
Torontsnow - 1
Ottawa - 3
Montreal, Quebec City, Moncton - 3
Halifax - 1
Charlottetown - 1
Labrador City - 4
St. John's - 1
Whitehorse - NA
Yellowkife - 1
Inuvik - 3
Iqaluit - 5
Alert, top of Canada - 5