Some Wise Rules For Life and Some Not So Wise

[Kharma]

A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the butt.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't .

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, 'How would the Lone Ranger handle this?'

[Saffi]

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.  That's the best advise ever

[mars bar]

yes i love those too, and looking worried and walking fast really does work! i used to do it at one of my old jobs cos i didnt have a clue what i was doing, so i always tried to look like i was annoyed about something that needed attention and no one came near me cos they thought it would mean me asking them for help!!

I love this one too! "Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."